Well, my first husband was unimpressive. I found him in bed with his big-breasted secretary…when I came home early from the Maldives. It was just so unoriginal. Made me feel sorry for him. My second husband was a pinch more creative. Cheated on me with my sister… …but made...
I’ve been so many places in my life and time I’ve sung a lot of songs I’ve made some bad rhyme I’ve acted out my love in stages With ten thousand people watching But we’re alone now and I’m singing this song for you I know your image of me is what I hope...
part 1: we are not your mothers and are not meant to be it is not our responsibility to raise you into respectful beings you have been weaned from the breast of a woman for years yet you come to us wounded and half filled with promises you can only keep half the time trying to suckle our sense of...
Meaning A feminist slogan, suggesting that men are superfluous to women’s needs. Origin This slogan is often attributed to Gloria Steinem. Other claims for origination point to Flo (Florynce) Kennedy, or to an anonymous author who painted the slogan on a wall at University of Wisconsin in 1969. Gloria Steinem had this to say...
This story actually happened to me in real life. An old love from the past, who was a little bit too friendly with the alcoholic beverages died in a car crash. It was years after we were no longer together but it hurt just the same. I don’t care to talk about it much...
Jasper: You know what I was thinking? When you get back to London, maybe we could sneak off somewhere together. Maybe Venice. You and me in Venice could be good. Iris: Do you mean that? I mean, are you free to do that? Jasper: Darling, I’ve just traveled halfway across the world to see...
So last night I’m watching Analyze This (for the third time in a week) and I was so tickled by this I had to share it. Naturally, I always have my eyes and ears open for relationship stuff and all it’s subtleties and nuances. In the movie, Robert DeNiro (one of my favorites) plays...
Ok, so I’m not into chicks in “that way” but if i were, this chick would be the first on the list. (ok, maybe not, i think i would be first on the list seeing as though i’ve had a major girl crush on myself lately, but i digress). Lauryn Hill, hands down, pre-...
