Well, my first husband was unimpressive. I found him in bed with his big-breasted secretary…when I came home early from the Maldives. It was just so unoriginal. Made me feel sorry for him. My second husband was a pinch more creative. Cheated on me with my sister… …but made...
Jasper: You know what I was thinking? When you get back to London, maybe we could sneak off somewhere together. Maybe Venice. You and me in Venice could be good. Iris: Do you mean that? I mean, are you free to do that? Jasper: Darling, I’ve just traveled halfway across the world to see...
So last night I’m watching Analyze This (for the third time in a week) and I was so tickled by this I had to share it. Naturally, I always have my eyes and ears open for relationship stuff and all it’s subtleties and nuances. In the movie, Robert DeNiro (one of my favorites) plays...
